that is awesome. just awesome.
I guess the image cuts off the message the father sent right after the last one: “But I really do want to bang you all night long!”
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J and I want to write an unporn where the beefy pizza delivery man asks the busty girl who has just opened the door — a bikini-pajama party full of blondes in full swing behind her — “Did someone order extra sausage?” as he holds the pizza box in front of his crotch, and the busty girl chirps, brightly, “Nope!” and closes the door in his face, and his face falls, his disappointment is palpable, and as he walks away toward his dented little scooter, ditching the pizza box as he goes, he whispers sadly, “But I made it myself,” and he spends the rest of the night sobbing into his greasy standard-issue baseball cap about his largely unrecognized culinary skills.
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I want to write a long and angry rant in here about how rough sex doesn’t necessarily mean good sex, and rough sex all the goddamn time doesn’t mean you’re ~*passionate*~, it may also mean that you are out of ideas. And that last bit, really? Really? If I hated you, I wouldn’t be fucking you in the first place.
But I’m too sleepy to write said rant, so I’m just going to leave this here.
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"Starved for affection, terrified of abandonment, I began to wonder if sex was really just an excuse to look deeply into another human being’s eyes."
— Douglas Coupland, Generation X (via hateshiploveship)
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Lovely, artful chutzpah. Penguin Classics’s new Deluxe edition of the Kama Sutra.
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Lovely, artful chutzpah. Penguin Classics’s new Deluxe edition of the Kama Sutra.
[swiped from geeksturr]
